January 19th, 2009
I’m sorry to announce that Uncle Bobby has decided to start his own website, and requested that we remove his Playtime with Jesus materials.
Don’t be sad! You’ll have plenty of fun reading Real Bible Stories instead!
Why not start with the tale of Jesus and the Dog-Woman?
- Sister Shirlee

Categories: Playtime with Jesus

"If heaven exists, when you get there, are there a bunch of cavemen there too just stumbling around scratching their fleas and shitting everywhere? Do you have to hang out with a bunch of fucks from the 13th century who speak a form of english you won't really understand? What about when future people show up, and you have no idea what they're talking about when they mention their strange space devices and genetically engineered humans?"