Bible Stories
Jacob and Esau: Genesis 25 – 26
Isaac had two sons, Jacob and Esau. One became a great patriarch, and earned God’s favor. What Godly things did he do which pleased God so much? Continue reading »
Isaac Gets a Wife: Genesis 24
Isaac, Abraham’s son, gets a wife. And the kids learn what “put his hand under his thigh” means. EWW! Continue reading »
Abraham Throws Out His First Son: Genesis 21
Did you know that Abraham, Godly man that he is, threw out his first son when he had a second? Yes, and God even told him to! Continue reading »
Abraham Whores Out His Wife. AGAIN. Genesis 20
We’re back to Abraham and Sarah in Genesis 20. Remember in Genesis 12, when Abraham whored his wife out to Pharaoh? Well, after that lucrative little adventure, Abraham decided to travel again and find a new mark. Continue reading »
Sodom and Gomorrah Part 3: The Perverse Conclusion
Now, Lot and daughters are safely in Zoar. What will they do now? How will the daughters thank their Daddy for offering them to strangers to be gang-raped? Continue reading »
Sodom and Gomorrah, Part 2: Genesis 19
This middle part of the Sodom and Gomorrah tale explains Lot, the angels, the mob, and what it means to “know” a strange man! Continue reading »
Sodom and Gomorrah, Part 1: Genesis 18
Finally, one of the Bible stories we all know and love. It’s got angels, and fire, and salt pillars, and incest, and one of the most important moral lessons in the whole Bible!
Incest? Yes, incest. What, you didn’t know the story of Sodom and Gomorrah includes God-approved incest? Continue reading »
God Makes Repeated Promises; Circumcision Instituted. Genesis 15-17
Within these three chapters, Abram gets renamed Abraham. You know, the great patriarch of Judaism. He also does quite a bit of disbelieving of the Lord, and learns about male genital mutilation (circumcision). Continue reading »
Lot moves to Sodom: Genesis 13 – 14
Most people are familiar with the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. But many don’t know how Lot, Abram’s nephew, came to be there. Continue reading »
Abram whores out his wife: Genesis 12
Did you know that one of the Godliest men in the Bible, Abram — eventually to be known as Abraham — whored out his wife to Pharaoh? Did Abram do it for the money, or because he lacked faith in God’s divine protection? Let’s see! Continue reading »
